Kings Court Motel, Memphis:

I highly recommend the Kings Court to those family travelers out there, especially if your family likes to smoke crack. Its a great place to lie awake and listen to neighboring rooms scream and yell. The blood stains on the wall and the dirty sheets were a nice touch too. Trey loved the place, he felt like were in a scene from a movie or something. I did too but the movie I was thinking of ended with a couple of kids getting shot by their crack dealing neighbor. At sun rise we prepared for Graceland, (notice that I didn't say "when I woke up" that's b/c I didn't sleep that night) I donned my green suit, cream shoes and super fly specs and headed out Elvis Presley blvd.....